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01. Orbital Orb of Orbing : allows user to locate any other magical orbs within a 360 league radius. 02. Ultimate Sword of Swording : +3 to all to-hit rolls (not damage rolls). 03. Horrible Hammer of Hammering : +3 to all to-hit rolls, but -4 damage. May only be used by dwarves. 04. Darren's Drum of Drumming : when struck, makes no noise, but all doors within thirteen feet are shaken off their hinges and all canids within 1 mile start howling in pain. 05. Shining Shield of Shielding : +2 to AC when used outside on a sunny, cloudless day. 06. Unpolished Spoon of Spooning : +2 to CHA for all flirt rolls. 07. Astounding Axe of Axing : +4 to all to-hit rolls against Ents. 08. Lonesome Ring of Ringing : -8 to CHA, but +5 to all stealth rolls plus wearer constantly hears an annoying high-pitched whining sound no one else can hear. 09. Honorable Helm of Helming : +3 to all negotiation checks. 10. Terrible Torc of Torquing : -3 to all open door checks. 11. Petir's P

1d30 Slightly Useless Spell Scrolls Found in the Archives of Wälläkatüntün 01. Break Wind : cures flatulence in 10ft radius. 02. Kitten Cuddle : summons 1d30 cute, cuddly kittens. 03. Wash Wizard : thoroughly cleans and deodorizes 1 wizard. 04. Undo Toe Stub : self-explanatory. 05. Wang Dang Doodle : allows caster to dance all night long without tiring. 06. Flim Flam : grants ability to convincingly lie with 100% undetectability, but only to people named "Flam". 07. Hoboken Chicken : summons 1 266-pound friendly chicken. 08. Capture Flag : captures 1 random flag. 09. Uncrease Cloth : removes creases from 1sq ft of non-magical cloth. 10. Cure Hiccups : self-explanatory. 11. Uncook Beans : self-explanatory. 12. Nit Pick : removes head lice from 1d4 humanoids in 10ft radius. 13. Hen Peck : allows caster to berate 1d4 humanoids in 10ft radius. 14. Double Bag of Holding : places all Bags of Holding within another non-magical bag. 15. Scramble Eggs :