d30 Gonzo Encounters Suitable for
Dungeon Sandbox Crawling Exploration
15. A dilapidated blue 1972 Volkswagen Super Beetle sits on four worn, flat tires. The engine has been yanked out of the boot and several jagged claw marks scar the engine block. Worn belts and parts litter the ground. The interior of the car is pristine, except for the emaciated corpse of an Avon Sales Representative, her sample case neatly arranged on the passenger seat. The Avon Lady is actually a wight. She will attempt to sell the PCs her wares (which are rotten with decay). If the PCs refuse to entertain her sales pitch, she will summon 1d6 fellow representatives and attack the party. If the PCs attempt to fix her car and are successful (10% chance; 40% if there's a tinker gnome in the party and spend 1d6 hours trying), they will find a Soap on a Rope +2 and a Fresh and Glow Face Mask +1 against Vampires under the engine block. The car's gas tank is empty.
d30 Alphabetic Modifiers
L. If the PCs kill all of the foes/NPCs, a random petty god will manifest and demand restitution for slaying one of his favorite followers. The god will be extremely aggravated.