And here you can find the translation, spread over 6 blog posts.
This thing is totally gameable.
Some select panels:
Darth Vader & The Bounty Hunters force Princess Leia to belly dance.
Ben Kenobi: Motorcycle Knight Rider
Darth Varder. Wielding a Laser Sword. On the Moon. In Thor's armor.
WITH A TRICERATOPS!
The rebel scum have taken refuge in . . . Florida?!
Chimpbacca in chains . . .
Princess Leia gets a tour of the Yavin 4 installation from a young Steve Jobs.