It's not great, but it does the job. I had a hard time fitting it all on one page. It won't win any awards, but it was a fun creative exercise.
The scenario references Pherosathoola, the Petty Goddess of Sexual Fear. She's one of my entries for the Expanded Petty Gods project.
Check out this sweet illustration of her, by +Studio Arkein. He's blogging her progress over at Rather Gamey.