What is this GenCon whereof you speak?

I'm not at GenCon.

In fact, I've never been to GenCon.

I'd like to go, but alas, our budget does not allow it.

So, I am going to resort to some begging.

illustration via Sarah's Portrait Sketches

Mr. Snookums requests that you pick up some extra OSR-related swag and mail it to me for him. Pretty please?