Wednesday, October 5, 2011

A Response to the Mudslinging from the Feltothraxis Camp

This fear-mongering by some Feltothraxis supporters must stop!

As true dungeon-dwellers know, all dungeon denizens are important and valued members of the underground economy.

In truth, Sully HAS consorted with Gelatinous Cubes and Rust Monsters--and he's damned proud to call these hard-working citizens of these fine catacombs employees, neighbors, and yes, even friends.

Let the record show that Caroline G. Cube is employed by Sully to clean his lair on a semi-annual basis, and if you check with The Mad Archmage's tax collector, you will find that all the proper paperwork and tax contributions are in order.

Sully is particularly pained that those in the Feltothraxis camp are playing the Rust Monster card. Sully's best friend since his hatchling days is a Rust Monster, although Sully reports that he goes to great lengths to visit Harold on neutral ground (usually in an underground temple of one of the Orcus cults) lest his own hoard be turned to rust.

Mister Feltothraxis, this whisper campaign must end! We cannot afford to split the party any further unless it results in tasty, tasty halfling pie.

In this golden age, in this renaissance of yesteryears, we must look back toward the future to find our way from the past into a better present tomorrow!


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