Monday, April 4, 2011

d6 Table: What’s That Camel Doing Down Here?

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d6 Table: What’s That Camel Doing Down Here?

You’re deep underground. Even your mule is smarter than you are, because it stayed on the surface. So WTF is a camel doing down here?

  1. It’s a space camel, baby. It knows no bounds.
  2. Looking for a light.
  3. Lost a bet to a ghoul and has to wander around underground for a week while the ghoul chills out at an oasis.
  4. On a quest to recover the Jade Hare.
  5. Can’t remember where he parked his bad motor scooter.
  6. Looking for love in all the wrong places.